Morpheus

All right, y'all.

My friend Nathan is a graphic designer and, being gifted in all things computer-related, told Scott and me to give him some pictures of us so he could use one of his nifty programs to see what little Bolyard children might look like. I think it's kind of like the program they use for age progression on missing kids and stuff.

Anyway, we sent him pictures, and he morphed us together.

Now, I'm trying to stall so that you have adequate warning about what's coming. It's weird. I can't get used to it myself, and while it hasn't phased my desire to have children, it does make me scream and laugh every time I look at them. Seeing them this large caused quite a ruckus.

And here they are:

I don't know what to say. I don't know which one is weirder, but Scott actually thinks one of them looks pretty good. I think the weirdest thing is that in looking at them, it's hard to tell which features are from which of us. Very strange.

Wouldn't it be weird if kids really were such perfect hybrids of their parents?