A Letter

Dear Executives of Babies R Us, Inc,

I would like to thank you, from the bottom of my heart, for your generosity. When I attended the World's Largest Baby Shower event yesterday, I did as any expectant mother would do and registered for every drawing and giveaway I saw. Never in my life did I expect to win anything, but I thought it would be silly to go to an event like that and not take advantage of the offers.

Imagine my surprise, then, when I got a phone call from one of your community relations coordinators informing me that I was the proud owner of a brand new crib!

Imagine our delight, too, when my husband and I went to the store to pick up our prize this afternoon and discovered that the crib we had won was, in fact, the very kind that we had looked at online and had decided on for our baby! The color is even right!

We could not be more excited about this newest acquisition for our daughter's room. We love the crib and cannot wait to be able to put it to use once our little one arrives.

Thank you, thank you, thank you!

P.S. I should tell you, however, that the only thing worse than having a get-together for pregnant women and not having food is telling said pregnant women that there will be food and not ordering enough for them to have any. I am okay now, as I would much rather have a crib than a couple of slices of pizza. However, there were many angry hungry hormonal pregnant women in your store yesterday and it is in your interest as much as theirs that I recommend that there be much more food next time you hold this marvelous event.

Thank you again, though, for the beautiful crib. I am so excited!